The trick
to a
jacket photo this
awesome
is...






If you are a
guy, I mean.
Obviously,
if you are a
girl, makeup
is fine.






Great, you
have not even
entered my
website, and
I have already
insulted you.





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Chris O. Cook, Professional Awesome Person

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...You wear makeup, but then use a b&w photo, so no-one can tell.






Not that it
isn't fine if
you are a guy
too.  Sorry,
I didn't mean
anything by it.






What
is
the
matter
with
me?